When in Rome...
....don't bring a fish bowl with you, and be sure to walk your dog.
This story was found by my buddy Josh, and I found it funny.
The city of Rome has banned goldfish bowls, due to their cruelty.
Evidently, the animal rights activists behind this new law believe that, although a goldfish's brain is roughly this size:
, the aquatic vertebrates still understand that their rights are being oppressed.Hmm. I'm guessing that most of the members in that activist group also possess the same size of cerebrum.
Oh, and the dog walking part? The fishbowl law also demands that you "frequently walk your dog". How they plan to enforce this, I have no idea. Can you imagine a little security guard driving around in a golf cart with a clipboard, checking your name off his list as you stroll through the park? "Hey..hey you. This is only your second time out this week...Sparky's gonna have to come with me."
Good find, Josh.
posted by Seth @ 11:16 PM
3 Comments:
Just more examples of how govenments overstep their bounds... next thing you know they'll be telling you how many kids you can have... oh wait, some of them already do that...
ya i thought that was pretty funny...can u believe that they will fine you 500 euros ($598) if you dont walk your dog at least three times a day? thats insane
Well I am above the law and have a Beta in a fishbowl. First I should ask if it all fish apply? I need a getaway driver when they find out that I have one. Can anyone help?
I actually agree with the walking your dog three times a day. Especially when you want a sleeping carcus on your floor or lap the entire day. He may not eat since he is too tuckered out by walking 3x's a day. Crazy man.
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